What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What is the difference in doing a hot rail and just smoking a bowl?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is there a correlation between sweating during sleep and high body temperature and sugar levels?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

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